It's been a while.

Apologies to my 4 fans out there for not writing on this blog in the past year. I can't really explain why my blogging has not kept up with the more than ample candidates for That Guy of the Week. The whole El BJ/Wade/Bosh sweepstakes this past year should have made me a millionaire in this age of cynical sports commentary.

So I'm here today to give this blog another push in the back to see if we get some momentum going. No better way to start than to jump on the latest El BJ trasngressions with his "garage treetment" in Cleveland this past week.

Did you know that El BJ arrived at the Quickens Loans Arena (yes, that's the name of the building that was originally named after their blind owner who saved basketball in Cleveland in the mid-90's by leading the effort to get the arena built) wearing a shirt that said "Long Live the King?" Seriously, who does that? I mean, I can understand if the player was rejected by the fans and is coming back to tell them I not dead. But El BJ ripped out the heart of these Cleveland fans with his poorly thought out live "Decision" special. He seriously thought to himself that when he goes back to this arena, where these fans 100% supported him all the way until he said "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach" (which sound more like he's going to take a dump), that he should wear this shirt. What an asshole.

So let's honor this sociopath with one of our highest honors. El BJ, you are That Guy of the Week until I can think of someone who can eclipse all the selfishness and immaturity that you have displayed. Don't worry, Z-Bo, Kobe, oregon duck fans, Matt Barnes, Derron Williams, Barry Bonds, Kevin Garnett, BCS Bowl Executives, Milton Bradley, Stephen "Jack" Jackson, Lenny Dykstra, Jose Canseco, the Italian Prime Minister, Comcast Cable, Charles Barkley, Aaron Brooks, or Brett Favre will do something really stupid and you'll be out of the negative spotlight for a few days. That is until your entourage convinces you that your next birthday should be carried live on a MTV special. Seriously, you wouldn't put that past him, would you?

-Beavers415